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Trust the lab coat. This funny “Holiday Calories Don’t Count—It’s Science” sweatshirt stars a cookie-testing Santa for instant party vibes. Printed on the premium Cotton Heritage M2480 crew, it pairs a soft 100% cotton face with plush fleece and a clean, unisex fit—perfect for cookie exchanges, office parties, and cozy movie nights.
Garment Specs (M2480)
Exterior: 100% cotton face
Body: 65% cotton / 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 55/45)
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²); tightly knit 3-end fleece
Build: Side-seamed • double-needle rib collar, cuffs & hem • self-fabric back patch
Label: Tear-away
Sourcing: Blank product from Pakistan
Note: Manufacturer side tag attached (discreet).
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
$35.50
Garment Specs (M2480)
Exterior: 100% cotton face
Body: 65% cotton / 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 55/45)
Weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²); tightly knit 3-end fleece
Build: Side-seamed • double-needle rib collar, cuffs & hem • self-fabric back patch
Label: Tear-away
Sourcing: Blank product from Pakistan
Note: Manufacturer side tag attached (discreet).
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71.1 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71.1 | 61 |